What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Just Forget it!

Fugiat rerum itaque dolorem rem.

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

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Minds and Behinds

Then came..

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Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

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So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

Unacceptable again!

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

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share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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